Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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