he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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