No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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