I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The air taste purple.
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