I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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