Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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