Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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