Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He better not be in your backpack
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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