its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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