I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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