just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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