I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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