Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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