My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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