What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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