I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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