Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.