I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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