i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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