does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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