When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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