okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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