Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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