I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I have post one night stand depression
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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