sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
