I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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