Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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