We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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