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omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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