I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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