hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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