Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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