Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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