I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You're a waste of cheezeits
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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