Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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