Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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