So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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