:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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