Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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