did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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