So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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