its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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