Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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