We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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