Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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