I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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