my soul wont recognize me after tonight
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We're too hungover to prance.
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