i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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