Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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