she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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