i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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