Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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