Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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