She is in my trunk
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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