She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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