So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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