Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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